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Post by Quakerlol on Oct 8, 2011 15:54:13 GMT -5
How to play: Get to the top of the hill and kick off whoever is there, thus becoming king (or queen) of the hill!
Rules: No godmoding, be nice, and laying traps behind you is perfectly acceptable.
I will start! I stand atop the hill, resplendent in my awesomeness, for I hath conquered all who challenged me. COME AT ME BROS.
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ashoka
Onto the first Route 
Joking, Trolling, Laughing, Loving, all's well that makes your soul sing.
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Post by ashoka on Nov 18, 2011 14:45:39 GMT -5
I, hailing from the lake kingdom, politically marry you and dig a dungeon full of pillows to which I banish you once I get you drunk enough to sing the Spongebob Theme song backwards. I hire a royal guard, which consists of rednecks.
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Post by Quakerlol on Nov 19, 2011 10:26:29 GMT -5
Confined in my pillow dungeon, I have my friends smuggle in a Jeff Foxworthy DVD in a player, which I use to distract the redneck guards long enough to escape! I sneak into the royal AV room and begin broadcasting a Larry the Cable Guy routine over the palace intercom, which incapacitates the royal guards completely! I then sneak into the throne room and KO you with a boot to the head, and drag your inert body back to Pallet Town.
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ashoka
Onto the first Route
Joking, Trolling, Laughing, Loving, all's well that makes your soul sing.
Posts: 34
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Post by ashoka on Nov 19, 2011 12:18:23 GMT -5
Look in my direction, now back at you, now back to me! What do you see? Quite possibly the man your throne rooms smells like (and your unofficial ex-husband, but that's just a tedious side fact). Now look into my deep, icy blue eyes, and now at my hand? What do you see? If your senses are as splendid as they used to be, you will see a RC. Now look at the hordes around you, now back to me, now back to them. The hordes are now Zombies, dancing the dance of your untimely doom, as I activated a sound system covering the hill with MJ's Thriller. You are trapped, realizing you have no chance of surviving, panicking, since you flamethrower and your chainsaw are rotting away in Silent Hill. I then use my newly acquired and supercool bulbasaur to bind you and burn the zombies away with it's solar beam. Then I build a bridgeless acid moat around the throne, so wide no human could jump across and not fall down, in fact, my side is slightly to quite slanted and covered in butter.
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